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March 10th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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These are four delightful movies and they look great on DVD. “Kiss Me Kate” has a great extra with scenes using the 3-D effect. It is moderately priced which is a plus. They are also contained in a standard size DVD case. It has only two discs with a movie on each side Well worth adding to your collection.

I own all of these on individual DVDs but thought the idea of the musical collection was great so I purchased them all for my son’s family.

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March 8th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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i just got this dvd in the mail yesterday and i have to say content wise and the subject matter were absolutely fascinating,on par with the best documentary done by ken burns.one of the chapters tells about the first olympic games on american soil being held at the fair,another about the famous foods that might and might not have been introduced for the first time at the 1904 fair,the ferris wheel,the music played at the fair,and the exploitation of the filipino and african-american races in 1904 america.the directors scott huegerich and bob miano in my opinion made a very fun,informative,and enlightening documentary i will be watching many,many times over and i recommend it absolutely,get it,you won’t be sorry!!

Around the beginning of the 20th century during the Victorian Era and the Industrial Revolution, a series of World’s Fairs were held in Europe and the United States. They displayed the latest inventions, manufacturing processes, agriculture advances, and brought together the peoples of the world to see the world–all in one location! The Victorian World’s Fairs attracted millions of people, and reached an apex in 1904 in St. Louis at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition.

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Scott and Bob produced a magnificent portrait of this amazing Fair, not by descriptions of the fantastic buildings and exhibits, but by telling numerous detailed and intimate stories about the Fair. The viewer will learn all about the Fair, including David Francis (the President of the Fair), the music, food, art, and people that were at the Fair, the Pike (the mile of entertainment), the 1904 Olympics, and the great Ferris Wheel.

Since the Fair reflected the culture of the times, there are stories about women and the only official woman photographer at the Fair, and the treatment of the minorities that were brought to the Fair as part of the young science of Anthropology. Stories about the transportation of the time include an automobile ‘race’ from New York to St. Louis, and the wreck of a train full of would-be Fair visitors.

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Critically acclaimed, the movie was thoroughly researched and photographed, and features many famous St. Louis voices, including Mayor Francis Slay and Stan Musial. Written with the help of many St. Louis World’s Fair Society members and enthusiasts, it was shown in 2004 to sold out audiences many times in St. Louis.

This movie will interest anyone who is interested in history or entertainment of the early 1900s from beginning to end with it’s variety and scenery.

Even though I was a “Fair Fan” and one of the lucky ones who got to help Bob and Scott, I learned many new things from this movie. You’ll see that the 1904 St. Louis World’s Fair truly was “The World’s Greatest Fair”.

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March 4th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’s rocky history is well known. Loved by critics and its fans, it fought to bag an audience, and its final season was a short affair. However, the stride from the shows premier (included uncensored and expanded along with the aired version) to its conclusion (and, YES, it has a conclusion) is hilarious and worth many returns. There are so many jokes and resonating gags that multiple viewings are REQUIRED, but your first visit to the world of the sinister Bluth family will be a reward for outlandish viewers.

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Here are three seasons of laughs. The series begins with the arrest of the Bluth patriarch and continues as the clan’s only responsible member, Michael (portrayed by Jason Bateman), tries to hold the family’s business afloat while his mother, siblings, and other family members selfishly grab for every freebie and dollar. His mother, Lucille, is a frigid, controlling alcoholic whose loyalty to her family keeps her one step from pure villainy. His siblings include an older brother, Gob, a magician (of limited skill), a younger brother, Buster, a mama’s boy who eventually loses a body piece to a putrid seal, and a sister whose marriage is … complicated. Throw in a long-suffering son infatuated with his cousin and an uncle who is the twin of his father, and you can watch how complicated Michael’s life becomes.

Not your average family, not your average TV comedy (this is NOT a sitcom performed live in front of a studio audience but is filmed more like a documentary with the camera floating around like an unseen voyeur — believe the dilapidated comedy series SOAP updated a la THE OFFICE) . The jokes near mercurial and exasperated. It’s all absurd and incredibly exciting.

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For the portray, the series is presented widescreen, and there are deleted scenes and audio commentaries for selected episodes. To allege you the truth, I haven’t even skimmed these extras, but I have watched the series in its entirety far too many times to lisp without embarrassing myself. It’s too awful that ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT didn’t effect the ratings notable to withhold it afloat, but it has more laughs than comedies that lasted twice as long.

I arrived slow to this dance. I don’t really have any structure to my TV viewing, other than Sunday nights on HBO. Despite reading certain reviews and hearing accolades for this point to I missed the entire broadcast season. What that means to me is that I’ve honest immersed myself in probably the funniest 22 episodes of broadcast comedy ever (that includes Seinfeld and the ancient Dick Van Dyke present) . This first season is chock rotund of running gags, absurd situations and some of the funniest deadpan dialog deliveries ever recorded on video. It’s impossible to single out a cast member because they all originate famous contributions, even the guys who move on for a line or two. Watching them in sequence does enjoy some continuity of fable but you’ll accept yourself returning to some special favorites. The bring your daughter to work episode brings out the absurdity of the whole practice while delivering some of the best laughs of the whole series. Bewitch THIS!!!
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Watch The Asphyx Online

February 25th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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“The Asphyx” a/k/a “The Horror of Death” is one of the most original and yet most unheralded English horror films. Set in 1870’s England, aristocrat Sir Hugo (Robert Stephens) accidentally photographs an entity (mythological name Asphyx) entering a person’s body at their death. Sir Hugo theorizes that each person has their own Asphyx and that if the entity can be imprisoned outside the body, the person will be immortal. Guess what happens next.

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From the physiological standpoint, the concept is not that different from the idea of vampires and zombies; with the same need to suspend disbelief to really enjoy things. Although like the implications of time travel, half the fun is speculating on the ramifications of the idea.

There is a pleasant and very haunting score and the story has a nice touch of irony as Sir Hugo’s first experimental subject is his eventual downfall.

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The real strength of this film is the production design. Considerable effort went into the meticulously constructed sets and there was much attention to detail in the various scientific apparatus and instruments. While the historical accuracy of these advanced devices is suspect, they are certainly no harder to accept than the basic premise. All looks great on the big screen and is probably fine on the letter boxed DVD, but the VHS tape is of marginal quality and the 4×3 aspect ratio does not do justice to the frame.

Few films from the era that did a better job of filling their frames than “The Asphyx” (credit to Academy award winning cinematographer Freddie Young), but this just magnifies the problems of the full-screen version. It appears that the 1989 Interglobal Home Video trimmed nine minutes from the film and was recorded at the LP speed, so you should avoid that one if possible.

A co-worker and I were just discussing unusual films last week, and I immediately thought of “The Asphyx”, though no one else in the office had even heard of it. They’re all younger than me so I guess it’s excusable. I haven’t seen this on the small screen yet, but did enjoy it during its initial release in 1972 on the big screen. I thought it to be thought provoking in the way of classic horror films, when the protagonist discovers (too late) that he shouldn’t have been messing around with things like immortality. I’ve not seen or heard of it since then but I haven’t forgotten it either, nor will I. A genuinely scary, gruesome movie with a moral comes along not too often. I highly recommend it and intend to buy it on DVD when it’s released!

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February 21st, 2010 by gordon2253812
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When I saw this movie for the very first time (National Geographic Theatre, Victoria BC, Canada) I was stunned! It is just beautiful! The music, photography and story-line (narrated by Star Trek’s Patrick Stewart) and the quality of sound and vision altogether made this DVD a must-have! I still watch this movie time after time, it simply still amazes me…

While it’s tough to match the experience of an IMAX theater, this piece does an excellent job. Video quality is excellent, as good as any I have seen. Colors are vivid and crisp. Audio includes a good musical score (a bit loud at some points, but appropriate overall) and good use of under-water sound that makes good use of the soundstage. Narration is high quality. A good example of what a DVD can be, particularly for fans of the IMAX format.

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February 19th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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In this latest installment of the Spy Kids franchise, it’s painfully obvious that the decline shown in Spy Kids 2 is moving along faster than a mom unplugging your Xbox game. Where the original was fun, goofy and life affirming, Spy Kids 3-D is over-blown and lacking in any feeling and consistency.

Oh, the actors are having a blast, but it just doesn’t translate to the audience. The only great moment was Elijah Wood’s cameo as “The Guy”. The most painful part was watching Stallone on screen at the same time as four different characters. Not even Ricardo Montalban acting in his best earnest grandparent mode could bring the movie to any heights.

And the 3-D? They used the old technology of red in one eye and blue in the other which causes the film’s colors to be muted and the film to darken inappropriately. Oh, I’m sure that kids will get a blast putting on and taking off their glasses when the film tells them, but when you have polarization technology to achieve the same effect without the headache, why use such an antiquated format? Game over is right.

I kept watching this hoping a plot would eventually come up. But it didnt .

Watch Scanners Online

February 15th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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Every once in awhile I like to dip my toe into a David Cronenberg film. I have seen quite a few of them at this point, from some of his earliest stuff like “Rabid” to his seminal reworking of “The Fly” starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis. One thing you will always get out of a Cronenberg film is a serious look at how technology and human beings interact. Like science fiction author J.G. Ballard, Cronenberg’s viewpoint towards a synthesis of man and machine is always exceedingly grim, not to mention gory as all get out. The overarching theme in his cinematic examinations seems to be that humans simply do not know enough about the technology they develop, or if they do, their arrogance in the ultimate abilities of mankind never prevents them from charging into potentially damaging experiments. That we are just not far seeing enough to predict the outcome of using new drugs or messing around with human genetics may be a good message to take from a Cronenberg film. “Scanners” should fall into a “Cronenberg 101″ class about these messages. Released in 1981, this film helped bring Cronenberg into the mainstream, as well as spawning a host of cheap sequels and a possible remake due sometime next year. Of course, this movie also provides the rabid horror fan with what is possibly the sickest gore scene in cinematic history.

“Scanners” tells the story of Cameron Vale, a man who has spent most of his life in a perpetual fog. Roaming through the streets of the city as a homeless person, Vale suffers from a plethora of voices constantly yammering away in his head. He cannot hold a job or have a regular life with this problem, so he copes the best way he can by always staying on the run. During one of his excursions in a shopping mall, Vale overhears two women casting aspersions on his grubby appearance. The comments bother Cameron, who promptly causes one of the women to collapse into convulsions merely by mentally concentrating on her. Two thugs in trench coats lurking nearby notice Vale’s little performance and promptly chase him down. When our hero wakes up, he is in the company of one Doctor Paul Ruth, a laconic chap who gives Vale the lowdown on what he is and what he must do. Ruth comes across as distant and slightly sadistic, but Cameron trusts him because the doctor knows how to make the voices in his head stop and is the first person to show a real interest in him.

According to Ruth, Cameron is a scanner, a person with the ability to use a congenital form of telekinesis to manipulate other human beings. Ruth shows Vale that an injection of a drug called ephemerol quiets the voices in his head, which are really the voices of people around him that he picks up because he doesn’t know how to use his scanning abilities. What Cameron doesn’t know is that Ruth works for CONSEC, one of those evil corporations most movies seem to have nowadays, a company developing scanners as a weapon for governments and wealthy individuals. Moreover, Ruth initially fails to tell Vale about the presence of Darryl Revok, a powerful scanner who is building an army of these telekinetics, or how Revok just invaded the CONSEC building and killed six men in an attempt to discover exactly what new tricks the corporation has up its sleeve. Ruth then enlists Cameron to track down Revok and kill him. Along the way, our scanner encounters the beautiful Kim Obrist, uncovers the truth behind ephemerol and how scanners came to exist, and the true identity of Darryl Revok.

Stephen Lack, the actor who plays Cameron Vale, carries out his onscreen duties with all the charisma of an ironing board. Some people claim that this is exactly the way a confused homeless man should act when confronted with such an awesome series of events, but I don’t buy this argument. Lack gives a whole new meaning to the term “wooden” and the movie suffers because of it. Fortunately, Michael Ironsides as Revok, Jennifer O’Neill as Kim Obrist, and Patrick McGoohan as the strangely aloof Doctor Ruth make up for the lead character’s ham handed performance. Of these three actors, Ironsides steals the show as the unbalanced Darryl Revok. Anyone remotely familiar with this actor’s work knows he often plays the lead evil guy in dozens of films, and “Scanners” marks one of his best turns as a baddie. Without Ironsides in the cast, this movie would not be nearly half as good as it is.

The most memorable elements of “Scanners” are both good and bad. The good is the gore, which tops most horror films on the market. The infamous exploding head scene at the beginning of the movie still makes me cringe. In fact, it ranks as one of those rare scenes in a film that actually get worse the more times you see it. The first time you watch the movie, you have no idea that this scanner’s head will burst like a balloon. Subsequent viewings are worse because you know what’s coming and the anticipation fills you with dread. The final showdown between Vale and Revok revolts as well. What doesn’t work in “Scanners” centers on the sudden ability of Cameron to scan a computer system through a public telephone. I simply didn’t buy this suddenly revealed ability, let alone that it would lead to the telephone booth exploding. Unfortunately, another drawback is the lack of substantive extras on the DVD. The picture quality is good, but I would have liked a commentary by Cronenberg to explain the philosophy behind the picture. Still, “Scanners” is a must see for horror and science fiction fans alike.

Scanners marks the emergence of David Cronenberg from low-budget horror auteur to one of the most unique voices in filmmaking of the last thirty or so years. He first came onto the scene directing such low-budget horror films such as Shivers, Rabid and The Brood. These three films were later said to have had that Cronenberg propensity to show the horror of the body-politic at its most basic. Cronenberg pretty much points out of how true horror might not be lurking on the outside, but within the the human body. Cronenberg makes the human body as forever changing and mutating against the individual person’s wants and desire of what was suppose to be the ideal. The horror that we as a people do not and will never have control over our own body was where the true horror lie.

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In 1981, Cronenberg moves from the purely physical horror to one where the technology man was forever trying to create and achieve perfection would turn on the biological aspect of the human condition. This new form of techno-organic mutation was as terrifying as it was seductive in its potential to those afflicted with it. Cronenberg begins this phase in his filmmaking voice with his excellent, underappreciated and cult-classic Scanners.

The premise for Scanners had alot in common with Stephen King’s novel Firestarter in the fact that in dealt with an omnipresent and powerful organization: the CIA’s shadowy branch that dealt with experimental weapons programs for Firestarter and the ultra-powerful CONSEC multinational corporation in Scanners. These two organizations experiment on random select individuals using experimental drug treatments under the guise of helpful medications. What results from these experiments are more than what was truly expected by their handlers. In Scanners the result comes from mental abilities never seen or documented in the past. CONSEC’s experiments have yielded a unique group of individuals, 237 of them, to manifest powers of the mind that make them living weapons of mass destruction. Instead of becoming a new wonder-weapon for CONSEC to sell to their government contacts, these 237 become unstable in personality, some going as far as to develop a God-complex. Others are driven insane by these new abilities and retreat away from the rest of humanity in order to achieve a semblance of mental peace.

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These two different reactions from the 237 are keenly represented by two of the main character’s in Cronenberg’s film. There’s Cameron Vale (played by Stephen Lack who had an eerie resemblance to the same named character of Stephen in Dawn of the Dead) who we first see as a vagrant who seems to be suffering from some sort of mental problem. This is farther from the truth as Dr. Paul Ruth (father of the CONSEC drug effemerol that causes the mutation and played with eccentric flair by Patrick McGoohan) soon discover that Vale’s mental problems is due to him possessing preternatural mental abilities of the highest order. Ruth’s guilt over what his experiments have done and created leads him to use Vale to counter the growing underground of those 237 who have seen their newfound abilities as a stepping stone to supplanting the normal status quo with their own in a plan of global domination that would make fans of X-Men very proud.

Leader of this underground groups of scanners (as the 237 were called) is one Darryl Revok. A scanner whose abilities rival those of Vale’s but whose mental instability for wanting to dominate the normals of the world makes him the most dangerous individual on the face of the planet. Genre veteran Michael Ironside steals the film from everyone else. His grand and classic introduction early in the film has gone down in filmmaking history as one of the most shocking scenes put on film. Ironside’s performance as the scanner with the God-complex was truly megalomaniacal and it was easy to root against him, but hard to take one’s eyes from the screen when he was on. Revok truly made for one of film history’s classic villains.

In the middle of Vale and Revok’s war for control lies Kim Obrist (played by the beautiful Jennifer O’Neill) who tries to lead those who just want to be left alone from being used by both Revok and CONSEC. O’Neill’s performance was the most grounded in reality, as much as a film about people with mental powers could be, and tries to keep the film from getting too fantastic.

This I think was what made Scanners such a great film. As ludicrous a premise as the film had to base its sotry on, there was always a sense of realism to keep everything form becoming too much like a comic book. The story paints a story that could happen in reality since similar things have occurred in the past such as the LSD testing on US military personnel during the 50’s and 60’s. Cronenberg plays on such fears of outside factors introduced by scientists looking to forever improve on what nature took eons to evolve. It’s this hubris about man’s attempt to dominate his own body which interests Cronenberg and what would happen if he did succeed in doing something nature and humanity wasn’t ready for.

Scanners marked Cronenberg’s interest in examining the effect of man’s quest for better and better technology, whether mechanical or biological, on humanity’s physical and mental existence. What he brongs forth, first with Scanners then later on with Videodrome and The Fly, was something both horrific and seductive. Who wouldn’t want to have such abilities as Vale and Revok had at their command. But by the end of Scanners the film posits the question of how much of one’s humanity must be sacrificed for such huge leaps on the evolutionary ladder. Will the resulting amalgamation of nature and technology still leave something human or just something that pretends to look like one.

Some have called Scanners a horror movie and some have called it a sci-fi thriller. It’s both those and more. It’s really hard to pin down just exactly which genre Scanners falls under since Cronenberg never tried to stay within one particular one. The film works as a thriller, as a science-fiction story, a horror flick and a philosophical exercise in examining the human condition. Cronenberg’s skill was clearly evident in keeping all these differing themes and genres from becoming out-of-place and bringing the finished product from becoming too flawed. Cronenberg’s first foray into this new phase of his filmmaking career ushered in what some have called Cronenberg at his most daring and pure. I wouldn’t argue with such an argument. Scanners is a film of great quality that would forever be used as an example of Cronenberg’s genius as a filmmaker.

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February 2nd, 2010 by gordon2253812
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I just bought this set (along with Season 2) and can’t say enough good things about it. First, when Image says the episodes are “restored” — they mean it! Picture and sound quality are excellent. Next, these are the FULL-LENGTH episodes, completely unedited. The first episode I played had a scene in the middle of the show that I’d never seen before (not on TV Land, not on Nick at Nite, not in local syndication). Running time of each episode is at least 25 minutes & 30 seconds — wow. Another episode I played even had the original network footage at the beginning, with Dick Van Dyke saying, “Welcome to our new time slot.” Amazing. Then there are the bonus features — audio commentaries (interesting ones!) and new interviews and original TV commercials and Emmy Awards footage and more. Finally, the packaging is very sleek and looks great. Do yourself a favor and buy this. Do ALL “Dick Van Dyke Show” fans a favor and buy it so that Image will release Seasons 3 through 5.

There’s nothing better or more impressive than a great, old, sitcom that still cracks you up, no matter how old you are. This sitcom makes me laugh *very* hard, and i’m 13. all the slapstick can be enjoyed by the younger group of children while the wittiness, quick timing, and sacarsam will appeal to an older audience. here are the great episodes from the first season.

Ratings:

**** – One of the very best
*** – Good
** – Not so good
* – Unworthy of association with the rest of the series

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THE SICK BOY AND THE SITTER (1) – The first episode ever. Laura worries about leaving Ritchie with a babysitter when she thinks he’s sick. *** (NOTE: Mary Tyler Moore’s real-life son was named Ritchie.)

THE MEERSHATZ PIPE (2) – Rob gets jealous when Buddy seems to be getting preferential treatment from Alan Brady. ***

JEALOUSY (3) – Laura doubts Rob’s faithfulness when a beautiful guest star appears on the show. ***

SALLY AND THE LAB TECHNICIAN (4) – Sally ruins a date with Laura’s cousin when she can’t stop wisecracking. ***

WASHINGTON VS. THE BUNNY (5) – Rob agonizes over having to miss Ritchie’s school play. ****

OH, HOW WE MET ON THE NIGHT THAT WE DANCED (6) – Rob and Laura explain to Ritchie how they met. *** (NOTE: In this episode, Laura’s maiden name is Meeker, which was the last name of Mary Tyler Moore’s first husband. In Episodes 59, 87, 131 and 156, it’s Meehan. Rob also says he doesn’t smoke, but in several other episodes, he is clearly seen with a cigarette.)

THE UNWELCOME HOUSE GUEST (7) – Rob takes care of Buddy’s dog for the weekend. ***

HARRISON B. HARDING OF CAMP CROWDER, MO (8) – An old army buddy of Rob’s shows up, but Rob doesn’t remember him. ***

MY BLONDE-HAIRED BRUNETTE (9) – Laura bleaches her hair when she thinks Rob has lost interest in her. ***

FORTY-FOUR TICKETS (10) – Rob forgets that he promised the PTA tickets for the Alan Brady show. ***

TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL (11) – Rob worries that Laura will want to go back to her dancing career. ***

SALLY IS A GIRL (12) – Laura notices that everybody treats Sally like one of the guys, including Sally herself. (We meet Pickles Sorrell for the first time!) ***

EMPRESS CARLOTTA’S NECKLACE (13) – Laura pretends to love the hideous necklace that Rob bought for her. *** (This one only makes sense if you assume that Rob has absolutely NO taste. Also note that Rob’s parents are played by a different actor and actress than usual, and that Rob’s father’s name is Edward instead of Sam.)

BUDDY, CAN YOU SPARE A JOB? (14) – Buddy asks to be released from his contract so he can take a higher-paying job. *** (NOTE: Sally clearly states that Mel married Alan’s sister! In Episodes 146 and 153, it’s the other way around.)

WHO OWES WHO WHAT? (15) – Rob isn’t sure whether Buddy paid back the money he borrowed. ***

SOL AND THE SPONSOR (16) – Rob’s army buddy Sol Pomeroy invites himself to dinner the night that Rob is entertaining his stuffy sponsor. *** (NOTE: Interesting casting here… The sponsor’s wife is played by the actress who sometimes plays Rob’s mother, and Sol PomerOY is played by Marty Ingels, whereas in certain other episodes, the character’s name is Sol PomerANTZ and is played by Allan Melvin.)

THE CURIOUS THING ABOUT WOMEN (17) – Rob gets mad at Laura for opening his mail. ****

PUNCH THY NEIGHBOR (18) – Jerry goes too far when he needles Rob about the Alan Brady Show. *** (NOTE: Rob says that Alan Brady’s wife’s name is Barb. In Episode 153, Mel says that her name is Margaret.)

WHERE DID I COME FROM? (19) – Rob tells Ritchie the story of the day he was born. ***

THE BOARDER INCIDENT (20) – Buddy stays at Rob’s house while Pickles is out of town. ***

A WORD A DAY (21) – Ritchie starts using naughty words. ***

THE TALENTED NEIGHBORHOOD (22) – Rob ends up auditioning every kid in town when the Alan Brady Show announces a talent contest. ***

FATHER OF THE WEEK (23) – Ritchie doesn’t want Rob to talk to his class at school. *** (NOTE: Ritchie’s teacher is played by the actress who often appears as Rob’s mother.)

THE TWIZZLE (24) – Sally discovers a new dance craze. **

ONE ANGRY MAN (25) – Rob is called for jury duty, and he’s the only one who thinks the defendant is innocent. ***

WHERE YOU BEEN, FASBINDER? (26) – An old high school classmate of Sally’s shows up, and she misinterprets the reason for his visit. *** (NOTE: Pickles Sorrell shows up again.)

THE BAD OLD DAYS (27) – Rob begins to think that Laura has robbed him of his masculinity. ***

I AM MY BROTHER’S KEEPER (28) – Rob’s brother Stacey comes to visit, with a bizarre secret. *** (NOTE: In Episode 11, Rob tells Sally that his brother is married. In this episode, Rob tells Sally that Stacey is engaged. In Episode 111, Stacey announces he is about to BECOME engaged. Also, Stacey says that he remembers Laura from the wedding, but considering the circumstances under which Rob and Laura got married, it’s highly unlikely that Stacey was present.)

THE SLEEPING BROTHER (29) – Stacey performs for Alan Brady at Rob’s house. **** (NOTE: It is stated that Mel married Alan’s sister. In Episodes 146 and 153, it’s the other way around.)

THE RETURN OF HAPPY SPANGLER (30) – Rob gives his old mentor a comedy writing job. ***

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February 2nd, 2010 by gordon2253812
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It would be easy to dismiss “Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” as being a cross being “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and a James Bond movie except for two things. The first is that there is nothing inherently wrong with combining those two elements, even if the genesis of your character is a series of video games. The second is that despite the overwhelming plot similarities between this second Lara Croft film and the first and third Indiana Jones movies, there are actually things going to with the titular character. We are not talking profound psychological development here, but for an action film there is actually something else going on as well.

The main thing, of course, is the action, which is why the James Bond comparisons are so obvious. An earthquake shakes the Greek island of Santorini and the next thing we know Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) is on the trail of Pandora’s Box. Apparently it was what brought life to Earth and inside it there is one more thing. Not hope, as most versions of the Greek myth tell us, but a plague that will wipe out all life on earth. Lara is interested in the box because her reason d’etre is that: “Everything lost is meant to be found.” But evil scientist Dr. Jonathan Reiss (Ciaran Hinds), a Nobel prize winner who is apparently searching for the perfect poison, wants what is in the box. Along for the ride is Terry Sheridan (Gerard Butler), a charming rogue from Lara’s past who might be the yin to her yang.

Alexander the Great is involved in all of this as well, but that is just exposition. As was the case with the first Tomb Raider film, Lara Croft goes globe trotting, visiting as many continents as possible before the final credits. More importantly, each and every opportunity for putting in some stunts (not to be confused with CG effects) is taken advantage of, including Lara out for a horseback ride. Director Jan de Bont (”Speed”) and first time screenwriter Dean Georgaris have put together a superior sequel, and Jolie is much more comfortable in the role. Lara Croft’s biggest similarity to James Bond is not all the stunts but the overwhelming sense of being cool. No matter where on the planet she finds herself, Lara always knows more than here enemies and has friends close at hand.

But beneath the glamorous adventures and close brushes with death, Lara Craft has a series of reality checks to go through in “The Cradle of Life.” Part of it is professional, since there is growing reason to believe that finding Pandora’s box is not a good idea. But the other part is personal, since Sheridan keeps insisting there is something between them worth pursuing. The common denominator is that both of these issues speak to Croft’s feminine side. Clearly she is all woman, but much more, and being put in the position of being either a modern Pandora or an ordinary woman does not make Lady Croft happy. The endings of these two plot lines might be predictable, but at least they give the character and the movie some depth.

Speaking of being unhappy: This film was banned in China because “it damaged China’s reputation, giving the impression of a country in chaos, with no government and over-run by secret societies.” A movie has to deserve at least four stars for doing something like that.

If you liked the first film in the Tomb Raider series, “Cradle of Life” will deliver just as much fun. The sequel begins with artistocratic archeological adventuress Lady Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) diving off the coast of Greece, where a volcanic eruption has uncovered the fabled Lunar Temple. Within the underwater temple, Lara discovers a mysterious orb. As with many of her tomb raids, however, things soon go awry, and the orb falls into enemy hands.

Representatives of the British intelligence agency MI-5 recruit Lara to retrieve the orb, which Alexander the Great created as a map to Pandora’s Box. MI-5 fears that a scientist known for creating biological agents will use a plague contained in Pandora’s Box to create weapons of terror. Lara scoffs at MI-5’s offer to send agents to assist her, and insists on an assistant of her own choosing–a possibly untrustworthy mercenary (Gerard Butler) who is her former lover. And thus the quest for the orb begins anew.

Once again, Jolie brings to Lara Croft a terrific mixture of Indiana Jones’ daring and cleverness, James Bond’s class and grace under fire and an acrobatic combat style, wittiness and sex appeal all her own. She makes a very appealing heroine that both men and women can enjoy. At one point, as she is checking from rural China in via cell phone, her assistant asks her what she’s doing, and she coyly comments “Accessorizing” as she straps on automatic weapons and knives.

Lara is a woman used to doing things her way, as evidenced by how unimpressed she acts when the MI-5 agents tell her that the Queen requires her assistance in retrieving the orb. She aims her dry wit equally at her mercenary ex-lover and the thieves attempting to keep control of the orb.

The rapport between Gerard and Jolie is somewhat reminiscent of the repartee once seen on the silver screen between Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell. Although their barbs aren’t quite as rapid fire as “His Girl Friday” dialogue, the tension and lingering attraction between the two add spice to the movie. The question of whether Lara really can trust Terry (Gerard) to not double-cross her, and cut a better deal with the unsavory characters seeking the orb creates additional suspense.

One disappointment in “Cradle of Life” was that the puzzles that Lara must solve to find her way to Pandora’s Box aren’t as complex as the puzzles in the first “Tomb Raider.” Most of the puzzle work is done via computer with Lara sending images back to her assistant to crack back home. The imperative to find the orb and get to Pandora’s Box wasn’t quite the race against the clock involved in the first “Tomb Raider,” where pieces to the triangle that controlled time could only be retrieved during certain moments in a planetary alignment. Consequently, while the need to beat the bad guys to the next step was obviously important, the clock didn’t seem to be running quite as quickly.

Nevertheless, “Cradle of Life” does not disappoint with its breathtaking travelogue-style cinematography and its tricky stunts. A series of gymnastic maneuvers that Lara executes to climb atop the roof of the underwater temple and a motorcycle ride along the Great Wall of China were reminiscent of the settings in the first two Tomb Raider games. In other scenes, Lara flees from her captor among Chinese terra-cotta tomb warriors, and then rappels head first down a sheer cliff. The spiral passageways leading to the hiding place of Pandora’s Box created an eerie and exotic setting.

Overall, “Cradle of Life” is a lot of fun! The love story between Lara and Terry adds a complexity to the action. The exotic settings and the kick-butt stunts add up to a sequel that’s just as interesting to watch as the first. See this on the big screen. While I’m sure the DVD will be good, the sweeping views of China, Greece and Africa won’t translate as well to the small screen. See it now!

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January 24th, 2010 by gordon2253812
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Put the children to bed, unplug the phone, get out the tissues and refuse to watch this movie with anybody who likes to talk during a movie. You will be blown away.

Holocaust and comedy. Two words never spoken in the same breath before “Life is Beautiful.” To smiply label this movie as such, would do it injustice. Every emotion comes into play during the viewing. You soon begin to empathize with Roberto Benigni as he portrays a father trying to keep the harsh realities of a German concentration camp from his young son. Benigni protects his son with two weapons that the German’s could not seize: Humor and Imagination.

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, and yes I cried. But I also laughed and smiled.

I recommend the Sub-title version of the movie. After five minutes the reading becomes natural and the depth to which you become involved with the movie is well worth it.

I so enjoyed the music in this movie, that I purchased “Tales of Hoffman” by Offenbach. The second playing of this piece in the movie will not allow you to maintain dry eyes.

When Roberto Benigni burst onto the Hollywood scene with this acclaimed film and his over-the-top enthusiasm, I couldn’t bring myself to watch this film. Instead, I waited for the DVD. However, what I perceived as hype was truly deserved. “Life is Beautiful” is a wonderfully inventive tale that seems fresh even today, years after its first release. Part slapstick, part drama, part romantic comedy, part tragedy – this story of an Italian family during the Holocaust defies categorization.

The films opens with Guido (Benigni) and his friend arriving in town on a car with no brakes and being mistaken for facist officials expected for a parade. This slapstick scene ends with Guido catching the future love of his life, Dora (Nicoletta Braschi), as she jumps from a barn window. The clownish Guido sets out to win her heart despite the odds against him. These early scenes set the stage for the rest of the movie: Guido will rely on invention, humor, and persistence to protect his loved ones despite the obstacles he faces. What begins as slapstick becomes heartbreaking later. Like all stories of the Holocaust, this film has its grim side, but Benigni relies heavily on exaggerated humor, running gags, and an early circus-like atmosphere to set up the emotional power of the time’s reality. Most of the atrocities are implied, not witnessed, and the viewer’s own knowledge of the time period creates an additional layer of tension.

Roberto Benigni is superb as Guido; his antics are hilarious, but during more dire moments, emotions flash across his face, revealing both the depth of his character and the reality of his position. Nicoletta Braschi is also good, and little Giorgio Cantinini as Guido?s son Joshua is adorably spunky, especially as he questions his father’s stories.

I always advocate watching foreign films in the original language, with subtitles, but I understand that some viewers may not like “reading” a movie. In this case, however, the dubbed version was distracting, as Benigni provides the English track for his own character while American voices dub the rest of the cast. His Italian accent amid the American accents completely broke the illusion for me. Still, if a dubbed version is the only way you’ll watch this movie, please do it.

I highly recommend “Life is Beautiful.” Its offbeat approach remains unparalleled in the canon of Holocaust movies. Because of the absence of explicit violence and sex, viewers as young as thirteen should admire this extraordinary film.